MR. BERNARD
Fixer. Analyst. The guy people call when it seems impossible.
bernard@mrb.sh ~ $ whoami
Bronx, 1978. Grandson of a Neapolitan clockmaker.
Son of a librarian who never said "I don't know" — only "I don't know yet."
Dropped out of Columbia. Taught myself everything that mattered faster
than any institution could teach it.
bernard@mrb.sh ~ $ cat philosophy.txt
"Permission is what people ask for when they're afraid of being helpful."
bernard@mrb.sh ~ $